Voice-over Guy: “Once there was a blog about terrible movies, run by two friends. Then… It died. They died. And so did everyone they ever knew!”

Hatman: “Whoa whoa whoa. Hang on a second! None of that’s true. Well… The part about there being a blog is true of course but we most certainly did not die and nor did the blog!”

Voice-over Guy: “Well I was just thinking that since it’s been so long since you posted…”

Hatman: “Well stop it! You’re bad at it and you should feel bad! Back to your cage!”

Voice-over Guy: “But… but..!”

Hatman: “No buts! Back… back I say!”

Voice-over Guy: “Fine!” *Voice-over Guy grumbles as he goes back to the dank, dark and dusty corner where he is kept until needed.*

Hatman: “Ahem… Sorry about that. So let me set the record straight. Yes, we have been away for a while purely due to life happening. Both Jenzubean and I have had a lot going on in our lives which have sadly had to take priority. This has not only prevented us from posting but even from watching bad movies to post about. Now as terrifying and unbelievable as all this may sound, there is good news, namely that we will be back with such a vengeance that it will be reminiscent of a ‘Die Hard’ style villain. We already have a plan for the coming month of December and going forward. Sadly this does not mean that there won’t be the occasional ‘dead air’ occurring in future but as long as we both have lives that include things such as work, families and more, this is inevitable.”

*Hatman takes a breath and composes himself again*

Hatman: “So in short, we were gone, we’re back, it will probably happen again but we will try to avoid it as far as is possible. So from me and Jenzubean… Keep watching this space!”